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Argus Hamilton: Cashing in on the value of being fat

Interpol reported that South America is now a hotbed of illegal human fat peddling for cosmetic laboratories. Human fat-trafficking rings in Peru are now selling cellulite to European cosmetic doctors for $60,000 per gallon. Kim Kardashian just realized she’s sitting on a gold mine.






Hamilton is host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. Email Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.

This story was originally published March 5, 2015 at 4:01 PM with the headline "Argus Hamilton: Cashing in on the value of being fat."

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