David Foss: Even 5-year-olds know which bathroom door to choose

In kindergarten, we learned that men have a penis and women have a vagina. Borrowing a line from the movie “Kindergarten Cop,” it enforces the fact that even 5-year-olds know which door to choose. Look at the picture on the door, you idiots! If you wear pants, and have a penis, go to the door marked “men.” If you have a skirt and a vagina, go to the door marked “women.” It’s what it is, in your pants or under your skirt, not what’s between your ears that dictates the door for you.

This story was originally published May 20, 2016 at 12:23 PM with the headline "David Foss: Even 5-year-olds know which bathroom door to choose."