Michael Caine: Wow! Things got better overnight

I awoke the day after the election to find Republicans have taken control of the Senate and we are saved! The economy is now growing at 3.5% annually, gas is under $3.00 a gallon, the stock market is at record levels, the deficits are cut in half, 10 million more Americans have health insurance, unemployment is under 6 percent for the first since Chairman Obama was elected, and even Ebola has gone from the verge of destroying this country to being a problem for only one guy. It's morning in America and we are saved! Thanks to Jordan Klepper of “The Daily Show” for pointing all this out.

This story was originally published November 7, 2014 at 10:51 AM with the headline "Michael Caine: Wow! Things got better overnight."