Michael Hamiel: A candidacy all chickens can endorse
Not wanting to be late to the party, I too will soon be announcing my candidacy for the highest office in the land. Ny presidential bid will be based on the promise of pot for every chicken while forming a committee to investigate why Americans are being charged for “free” gluten. Yes, my fellow Americans, I will fight for you (unless my opponent is Ronda Rousey, then all bets are off).
Thank you for your consideration.
Michael Hamiel, Manteca
This story was originally published August 4, 2015 at 6:35 PM with the headline "Michael Hamiel: A candidacy all chickens can endorse."