Put your head back in the sand; it’s all ‘fake’ news

Global warming? Many die in record Japanese heat wave! It’s fake news brought to you by snowflake liberals and cruddy third world nations and those nutzoid nations in NATO.

Thank God Americans have a leader who will tell us the real truth. All this talk of global warming, death and drought is just a bunch of fake news brought to you from CNN, crooked Hillary and that socialist president from Kenya who tried to alter the causes of fake global warming. No wonder he lasted only two terms.