Brooks Judd: Trump fans, time to get your backbone booster shot

Attention! To the 25 percent who make up the core Trump supporters: Clinics are being set up throughout the United States where you may receive, at no expense, your free HCEB inoculation. The HCEB serum will provide all the core Trump supporters with those basic traits that somehow were sadly denied you at birth – heart, compassion, empathy and backbone.

We understand that receiving the HCEB vaccine is in direct opposition to your alt-right Trump status and violation of the Bannon-Trump code of unethical behavior. But take a look around you. Seventy-five percent of those who voted for Trump now wish they hadn’t. It only took nine short months for the fog to lift so they could see what a disastrous circus Trump and family have created for our country. We have become a national and worldwide joke.

So do the right thing. Find a clinic, roll up your sleeve and join the rest of civilized American society.

This story was originally published October 25, 2017 at 4:58 PM with the headline "Brooks Judd: Trump fans, time to get your backbone booster shot."