Bob Jackson: White House will have a boutique, lions and no nasty reporters
With the Trump family moving into the White House (eventually), we can see some important changes taking place.
Ivanka Trump Kushner will have a boutique (rent free) that provides high-end jewelry and clothes for well-healed customers. For $10,000 she could give customers diamond bracelets. The store would be close to the entry with a red carpet leading special customers to her boutique. The New York Times and the Washington Post and the hundreds other newspapers that either criticized Donald Trump or didn't endorse him could be banned. The only news broadcaster would be Fox News (without Megan Kelly).
A room could be set up for advanced waterboarding seminars. Donald Jr. and his brother Eric could display their stuffed African lions from their safari in the entry. Since the Trump family is resisting the tradition of a blind trust, they could shape world events with inside information and increase the family wealth by leaps and bounds. They can laugh all the way to the bank. Life will be good
Bob Jackson, Modesto
This story was originally published November 22, 2016 at 12:00 PM with the headline "Bob Jackson: White House will have a boutique, lions and no nasty reporters."