Is FIFA the most corrupt sports governing body in the world?
What’s the deal with the Mickey Mouse gloves goalies wear?
There’s more bad acting (mock flopping and writhing in pain) in soccer than a John Waters film.
World Cup fútbol boasts the most shameful stalling tactics in all of sports.
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Apparently the most sensitive part of a male soccer player’s anatomy is not the most obvious area. Rather, from all the mock writhing and phantom touches, it appears it is anywhere below the knee.
Best thing about World Cup fútbol, 90 minutes of commercial-free television.
Alex Lucero, Oakdale