Letters to the Editor

Religious terrorists still out there

It's been six years since the World Trade Center's twin towers fell on 9-11. In those six years, there have been over 9,000 terrorist attacks throughout the world. Yes, that number is correct and fully documented.

Why all this carnage? Simply put, if you don't believe what they do then ... well, you know. "They" are the Muslims, of course. But don't worry, they'll be coming for you soon enough. Yes, you -- and everyone else. When they show up they'll offer you three choices:

1. Agree with them five times each day;

2. Pay to have them leave you alone, as long as you don't openly disagree;

3. Let them separate your head from your shoulders.

Choose one.

BILL ROWAN

Modesto

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