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Columnists: Stu Rosenberg

We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

Wherever we are in this Bizarro Universe, I'm hoping to enjoy an extended stay.

This is that rare "Everything Is Beautiful" column, where not even a ring-finger bee sting (insert joke here) or Saturday morning's revelation that there wasn't so much as a drop of milk left in the fridge for my Cheerios can dampen my spirits.

I checked another dream off my bucket list after last week's pilgrimage to Arizona for spring training and my league's annual fantasy baseball draft.

It's been 10 years.Ten cat-kicking, remote-chucking, what-in-the-name-of-Rennie-Stennett-have-I-done years.