President Obama signed an executive order requiring salaried restaurant managers to be paid time-and-a-half when working overtime. It could raise menu prices and cause the Democrats to lose senior citizen votes. You are not officially old until you decide to eat at Denny’s while sober.
President Obama sent two boxes of White House brewed beer to Canada’s prime minister to pay off an Olympics bet. The boxes arrived marked Honey Porter and Honey Blonde. The Canadians read the labels and just assumed the Clintons were already back in the White House.
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President Obama told a young audience if they can’t afford Obamacare they can cut off cable TV or cellphone service to pay for it. Reaction was volcanic. Sasha and Malia just called that New Jersey teenager who sued her parents to see if she wants to make it a class-action suit.
Russian lawmakers in Moscow circulated a petition demanding the U.S. be kicked out of the World Cup matches. It’s exactly the same fear they had when our scientists were racing their scientists to the moon. They are terrified that our Germans will beat their Germans.