How thoughtful of the House tea party members and their cowed fellow Republicans to give us a preview of what life would be in a governmentless world.
No wasting money on needless government services like education, health care, pension payments or business development.
Plenty of savings to stuff into the already overfilled maw of the most well among us whose glassy-eyed minions these pseudopatriots are.
But, of course, they are trying to save us from the frightening, horrible, awful Obamacare. Hope nobody shows up at my house dressed like the Affordable Care Act (ooohhh)!
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