If you believe Rev. Jeremiah Wright's embrace of black liberation theology preaches hatred toward white people and America, you are a "race-baiter." If you believe straight students have the same rights to express their beliefs as do those who participate in the Day of Silence, you are "intolerant." If you believe those who cross into our country without passports are here illegally and do not deserve government subsidies, you are "xenophobic." If you believe marriage is a God-created covenant between a man and a woman, you are "homophobic." If you believe the order of the universe and complicated living organisms point to the existence of an intelligent designer, you are "part of the kooky religious right." If you think the idea of manmade global warming is not a proven fact and should be debated, then you are called a "denier of science."
There is good news for every race-baiting, intolerant, xenophobic, homophobic religious kook who denies science: Become a liberal and you will find yourself free from all of these diseases, ailments and phobias.