Hey, dads, in honor of Father’s Day, we’re inviting you to send us your most humorous anecdotes. We’ll choose the best ones to share with our readers on June 15. Keep them short and include your address and phone number. Email firstname.lastname@example.org, fax (209) 578-2207 (include “Attention Pat Clark”) or mail to The Modesto Bee, Attention Pat Clark, P.O. Box 5256, Modesto, CA 95352. The deadline is Monday.