I came across an article in The New York Times several days ago that raised my journalist's hackles. Here's how it started:

I've written before about the declining number of candidates putting statements in the sample election ballot. Did it make a difference in the outcome of any of Tuesday's contests?

Hopefully, you're listening to the rain on your roof as you read this. If not, here's what you'll be hearing soon: Angry words. Accusations. Political backbiting and the results of backroom deals ... and, naturally, the rustle of dry, brown grass.