Yeah, Mitt Romney! Is it possible after 18 months of trying on so many faces and engaging in self discovery he has found his voice, as it were?
Could it be he's looked up from the scripture of getting rich and famous and actually got a camel through the eye of a needle?
Boy, someone has been doing his homework! I bet he didn't fool around in study hall and probably cooled it in P.E. this morning.

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