It's easy to become overly inspired in your opinion of yourself during a job hunt. Watch out for purple prose. It might not be verifiable. Worse, it might be wrong.
A contributor to Youhavegottobekidding.com tells about an interview with a person who wanted to work in pharmaceuticals. He listed his strengths -- or what he thought they were -- one, two, three, four. Then came the fifth one. He was "very good looking."
"After the announcement," the recruiter writes, "my peer kicked me under the table. I'm glad he did, because I thought I misunderstood the statement." As the interview wound down, he was given one more shot at the job.

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